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Monday 21 January 2013

For All X-FACTOR Viewers

I've got a solution for you guys who are moaning about XFactor result or the show itself.... Simply turn the television off, don't pull the plug out BUT pick up the television up and drag it outside make sure the plug ruins the socket so you can't plug in another TV in there without repairing it.... While your outside with the television, walk down towards the nearest bus stop. And If there's no buses til tomorrow - WAIT there till the first bus in the morning (usually 6AM)... DON'T STOP THE BUS... just pretend you're waiting for another bus and just before the bus goes past... THROW THE FUCKER OF A TELEVISION IN FRONT OF THE BUS...... Then last but not least... walk home, AND when you get home, sit back down on the couch/floor (wherever you were sat) and stare at the broken plug socket and have a deep think about WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE WATCHING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!! What to do next? - I'd say suicide, but that's a tad bit harsh thing to do... well, you could repair the plug socket and plug in a nice lamp or something else gay like that.
PEACE.

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