"Momma, why you crazy?"

 My mother has been yelling at me to get ready so we can head out for a while now. So, I decided I'd be a good boy and speed my game up and actually get in the shower first. A little while went by and  I was lovin the comfort of the warm water... UNTIL MY MOTHER DECIDES TO WASH THE DISHES... The walls are so thin you can literally hear the pipes running to the taps in the kitchen.  A second after I decide to scream my lungs out telling her to stop her silly kitchen shenanigans... She had the nerve to say "I'm not even using the tap." WELL, THEN, DO YOU WANNA EXPLAIN THESE 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL DOWN MY BACK!? Halloween isn't until October and my back looks like Freddy Krueger's wrinkly ball sack.